对爱情要像投资股票一样： 

                    暗恋　 →　把握消息面 
                    追求 　→　迅速买进 
                    热恋 　→　加码进场 
                    苦恋 　→　把持资本 
                 一见钟情　→　顺勢操作 
                 发现不合　→　立即拋售 
                 一夜情 　 →　 当日沖销 
                   失恋 　 →　转买基金 
                 屡战屡败　→　还是去存定期吧