贾平凹的秃顶 

                一、省洗理费。 
                二、没小辫可捉。 
                三、能知冷知晒。 
                四、有虱子一眼就能看到。 
                五、随时准备上战场。 
                六、像佛一样慈悲为怀。 
                七、不会被‘削发为民’。 
                八、怒而发不冲冠。 
                九、长寿如龟。 
                十、不被误为发霉变坏。